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Kids are eckspurts at unintentional naughtiness聽

Ever thought how hard it is for a child to learn English? They鈥檙e just learning how to tie their shoes, and now they also need to learn rules of spelling, syntax, pronunciation, and social usage of a global lingua franca with almost 200,000 words? That鈥檚 unreal. No wonder making mistakes as children is totally allowable and unavoidable. Plus, children don鈥檛 give a rat鈥檚 tush what others think.

That means kids mishear the darnedest things and when it comes to English spelling there are a lot of innocently naughty mistakes. These spelling errors deserve golden stars for making us laugh so hard聽and reminding us that sometimes making mistakes is just plain awesome.

WATCH: These Kids Know More About Idioms Than You Do

鈥淭he biach has lots of sand and water. My mom drinks pink stuff with umbrellas on the biach.鈥� Very interesting insight into this kid’s life.

Ms. Karen, be careful lounging on dicks! Now, she鈥檚 resting in bed, which means she鈥檚 bound to fell bedr soon! Much better . . .

聽Yes, he is, because he produced YOU!聽That flesh-colored chef’s hat though . . .

No, honey. That鈥檚 where you came from. You鈥檙e going to Virginia tomorrow.

Risten girl, we feer you. Rs and Ls are hard to differentiate.聽聽

Timmy鈥檚 sad because saying goodbye to your old hoes is hard. But, Timmy! There鈥檚 a whole new upstairs and downstairs to explore in your new hoes!

As long as your parents give you permission, you can do whatever you like with hores when you鈥檙e older. We hear some people like hores-back riding.

<Gasp> Are Buzz Lightyear and Jim Levenstein from American Pie THE SAME PERSON?

You鈥檒l be saying that your whole life! (But, we think this kid was trying to write 鈥渟hirt.鈥�)

You know, it鈥檚 for this very reason that adults take extra precautions enunciating the uts听颈苍 peanuts. Without that, peanut-sellers at ballparks would get a lot of strange looks. 鈥淧enis! Get your salted penis!鈥�

鈥淚 wear tits in the winter. I have 4 pairs of tits. Some have stripes and polka dots. The summer is too hot for tits.鈥澛�

April Ham鈥檚 BFFs: John Afghan Eddy and Martin Lou, The King.

To reiterate, Santa: 鈥淭here will be milk and cockeys whating for you!鈥� Make sure they鈥檙e double-stuffed!聽

Wouldn鈥檛 it be great if Sophie were actually saying: 鈥淒ear Santa, If you know (anything at all), you鈥檇 wear my black leggings. Are you? Please write me back. Love, Sophie.鈥�

Is there a Tinder app for ladybugs?