As far as storms and hurricanes go, Bonnie wasn’t聽a huge threat.聽Wait聽鈥 do you realize how strange it is to refer to a mass of air and water by name, let alone an apellation that reminds you of that neighbor who bakes really great chocolate chip cookies?
Briefly, here’s how聽the names for storms are picked. The world is roughly divided into six major basins where storm activity occurs. Each basin has an organization that comes up with lists of names a few years in advance. The basins don’t all follow the same rules for coming up with the names. In one basin, they don’t even use human names necessarily. 聽But the namers for the North Atlantic and Northeastern Pacific share the following system, according to the National Hurricane Center: male and female names alternate in alphabetical order, and the gender that the list starts with alternates every year. The lists are recycled every six years.The difference between hurricanes, cyclones and typhoons is another fascinating story, which we explain here.Letters that rarely begin names (like Q) are excluded from consideration.聽(There will never be a Hurricane Quetzalcoatl.) Not until聽 a tropical depression transforms into a tropical storm is it eligible for a name. Wherever the storm-level activity kicks in determines which basin聽has naming privileges.
When tropical storms reach a certain velocity, they become hurricanes or cyclones. Hurricane names can be retired from the list if they have caused a certain level of destruction. And if there are so many storms in one region that all the alphabetical names are used up, additional storms are called “Alpha,” Beta,” etc., through the Greek alphabet (alpha, beta . . .)
The following are the remaining names on the 2010 North Atlantic list: Colin, Danielle, Earl, Fiona,Gaston, Hermine, Igor, Julia, Karl, Lisa,聽Matthew, Nicole, Otto, Paula, Richard, Shary, Tomas, Virginie, and Walter.
Originally the names for storms near North America were only female. The sexist implications of the practice led to the current system.
Ironically, the name Bonnie couldn’t have a 聽more pleasant meaning: the Scottish聽proper聽noun聽and occasional adjective can mean “pretty, healthy, or peaceful.” A deeper irony is found in the lyrics to ubiquitous Scottish folk song, “My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean:”
“Oh blow the winds o’er the ocean
And blow the winds o’er the sea
Oh blow the winds o’er the ocean
And bring back my Bonnie to me.”
Do you think聽giving storms聽human names is unfair to people who share that name? What do you think storms should be called?
And speaking of names,聽“typhoon” and “hurricane” derive from the names of Gods and monsters.聽Learn the gruesome details here.