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Any new musical is a hard sell to investors, but especially one with an elevator pitch that’s slightly odd.

“Whereas most other producers in the indie space are looking for stuff that’s very squarely genre, or kind of like the elevator pitch makes a ton of sense from a commercial standpoint ... this just felt like ‘Citizen Kane.’

You’re dead certain that at some point, someone must have come up with the elevator pitch that this is “Citizen Kane” from the perspective of Xanadu’s interior designer.

What’s your elevator pitch for what you’re going to be doing?

“It’s about marriage, adultery and regular church attendance,” she whispered, clearly pleased with her pithy elevator pitch.